OPEN CASTING CALL FOR REVOLUTION
I’m at it again, and this time I did a little math: If everyone of the approximately 318,000,000 Americans living in this country was to stuff one of the business reply envelopes with nonsense (assuming you don’t want the high balance/low interest rates the credit card companies are trucking you) and send in one a week for a year—assuming each envelope has approximately 55 cents in postage—that would generate just over 9 billion dollars in revenue for the USPS. Now, I could be wrong, I am an art major after all and not a statistician, but it’s awfully fun to do, it socks it to the American Debt Emperors and helps save one of the better institutions. All it requires is that you get inundated with credit card applications week after week, that you have pen, paper, a random thought, and then just a little saliva to seal the envelope. Oh. And it requires you have the bravery and fortitude of personal character to drop your little randoms in the mailbox. If it never gets sent, it never gets spent.
Thanks for bearing with me.
Your uncle who is not really your uncle,
PS: That’s if you send one. I do three to five a week. It’s easy. And you can, too.